facial hair

facial hair based on what happened

06/04/2006

Facial Hair

What you are about to discover will benefit you greatly.

Men grow hair on their faces. They're supposed to do that, it's natural. Of course, these men don't let themselves go completely to seed. No, they carefully groom themselves each day, with a process of moisturizing, shaving, primping and tweezing, to make themselves ready to face the day in any case.

So what is with women having facial hair? And worst of all, not doing anything to tame it, conceal it or deal with it? I don't mean to be heartless. I'm sure that for reasons beyond their control, these poor women have been struck with some rare condition that makes their facial hair grow in greater quantities than is normally seen on women. But one would think that that would simply call for a more rigorous grooming routine. Don't give me those old wives tales about hair growing in thicker if you shave it. Who cares how the hair feels? Get rid of it! Facial hair on a woman is downright nasty. I don't care if it becomes barbed wire when you shave - get rid of it. Shave it off, pluck it out, mow it down! But that nasty facial hair needs to be gone before getting all bent out of shape.

There's a woman who works as a security guard in my building where I work. She is quite overweight - I'm not being insensitive - it's an obviously fact. And this poor girl also is afflicted with facial hair that's simply out of control. But does she shave it? Does she cut it? Does she at least attempt to conceal it in some way? But no. She allows thick black hairs to sprout out of her face at all angles and at all lengths to their hearts content. I'm beginning to think it's some sort of a garden - but listen up girlie! That's not vegetation that you're growing. You got a beard going on and it's not doing you any favors. It's downright ugly now let's explore.

Facial hair on a man has it's place and every man has a right to choose whether he will have a beard, a mustache or a goatee. However, facial hair on a woman is unacceptable in our society. And, just as a man must maintain his grooming regimen to remain attractive, women cannot just let a problem like this go and expect it to go unnoticed for instance.

Let's just hope I don't have my tweezers handy the next time I see that security guard. Would tweezers be considered a weapon? I just might give her a lesson or two for instance.